Well, that puts a whole new spin on “top” and “bottom”
March 31, 2009
“Well I’m married (that’s real married for you confused folks), and besides the ethics of my adult sexuality excludes the molestation (that’s subduction to you confused folks) of adolescents.”
SUBDUCTION [suhb-duhk-shuhn]: Geology. The process by which collision of the earth’s crustal plates results in one plate’s being drawn down or overridden by another, localized along the juncture (subduction zone) of two plates.
REAL MARRIAGE [reel mah-raj]: Entrenched patriarchy. The process by which collision of two human beings results in one woman’s being drawn down or overridden by a man such as Marc34me, who, incidentally, is the same fine specimen who gave us this.
Why isn’t he gone yet?
There must be further scientific fields he wants to bestride, in the masterly fashion he has done in Mathematics and Geology. Physicists of the world, stand back! Here comes Marc34me! Maybe he could change his ID to Macrame and take up the knotty problems of string theory.
Shit, I’m REALLY confused now. What the hell was he…
…oh. Seduction. D’oh.