God and gay politicians: Working together to devalue your stocks

“I BELIEVE THE REASON WE ARE IN THIS DEPRESSION IS BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO LIVES THE GAY LIFESTYLE FORGOT ABOUT GOD AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY WE ARE HURTING MORE THAN EVER BECAUSE OF GAY PEOPLE BEING IN OFFICE NOW AND OVERRIDING LAWS. SO THEY CAN LIVE THEIR LIFE STYLE THEY WAY THAT THEY CHOOSE TO BUT DO NOT INCLUDE THE WORLD TO JOIN YOU AND THAT IS WHY GOD IS MAKING US GO THRU THIS BECAUSE NO ONE HAS TRIED TO PUT A STOP TO IT SO WE ARE ALL NOW HURTING BECAUSE OF GAY PEOPLE IN OFFICE TRYING TO OVERPASS ALL THIS MESS.”

You know what’s wrong with this country? There are too darned many out-and-proud gay people holding public offices, and not nearly enough heterosexuals and closeted Republicans. I’ve had it up to here with the tyranny of these mincing mess-overpassers, and I’m going to ask God to recall a few of them—right after I ask her to resurrect e.e. cummings so that we’ve got half a chance of evening out the capital-letter balance of the universe.

Jesus loves me, this I know, for my box tells me so

“[Another commenter] has always been nice even if she does NOT agree with my respononses and I have to give her that much credit… she does not jump me for believing different but will encouragement me to think outside the box but see I will not think outside the box because the box i think with is called the BIBLE and thats my road map in life and I rather believe the Bible over what others say because I believe its from God…so what I go to a gay bar ONCE A MONTH to minister to people to bring them out of perversion so sue me sheesh… You want to pervert my going there fine but God knows why I go there and you talk about us perverting you guys yet you sit here and pervert what I do…DOUBLE STANDARD…and only your sick sexual perversion would say I need to release sexual tension ..because you think perverted
Have a good day
going to eat lunch
bye”

I don’t really have anything to add to the rich smorgasbord of fatuousness that “Christian Female” has provided here. But I do want to take this opportunity to tell all of you that someday I’m going to open my own lesbian bar, and it’s going to be called The Chick Tract.

Have a good day.

Going to eat Halloween candy (of which I figure there should be extra, since the “no on 8″ signs all over my house and yard should scare off lots of the parents in my neighborhood).

Bye.

Fourscore and seven queers ago

“You are a moron. we voted against you rainbows and the idiot judges ignored our votes and let you marry temporarily.
Slavery was abolished by that Nancy boy Lincoln and now look at who might be President.
Summation look at what you rainbows have given us?”

I’ll tell you what we’re not giving you: Any more invitations to our Friends of Dorothy potlucks. Hmmph.

So you can’t get pregnant from burping?

“Hetrosexual men stay with their wives through thick and thin and don’t make it all about sex. Homosexulaity seperates sex from procreation – diminishing the act to just a physical release no different than a burp or a fart.”

I’m going to take a flying leap here and hypothesize that this guy 1) is thumpingly bored with his marriage, 2) hasn’t had nearly as much sex recently as he feels he’s due, and 3) blames his wife for the fact that he’s not permitted to burp and fart anytime, anywhere. He’s a self-denying martyr, a long-suffering hetero-hairshirt-wearer, practically a monk, you guys—which probably explains his barely-concealed envy of the homosexu-laity.

Fruits of the loony

“the First step is to Maintain the traditional definition of marriage and then make changing spouses harder than changing underware.”

The specifics will depend on whether “Duce Bigelow” here is also, as I suspect, in favor of chastity belts.