This is getting Erie

“Number of times, gays approached me for their canal desire despite of telling them I’m not gay. They didn’t want to hear no.”

So we misinterpreted your “Ask Me About My Love Canal” T-shirt. So Suez.

(A tip of the Panama hat to Atalanta for this one.)

Well, he’s right about the absence of a pun, at least

“Respect the democratic principles of this country or move to Iceland. See you at the polls.(no pun).”

That’s right, haters. Either learn to love the U.S. of A., or pack your ungrateful, unpatriotic self off to a democratic country with a 99% literacy rate, a 1% unemployment rate, a #1 ranking in the worldwide Human Development Index, and nationwide legislation ensuring full equality for gays and lesbians! …..Hey, you forgot your mittens.