O’Neal Dozier, professional idiot

October 17, 2008

“The Law, Prophets and all of Scripture compel us to preach and teach that a decision to sacrifice the life of a child or to pursue same-sex intercourse or lesbianism, is a gravely serious matter of… sin. Yes, politically-incorrect as it may be to say these days, same-sex unions and child sacrifice are still sins…. Although free societies must tolerate certain pathologies to a point, the Bible, medical science, and demographic science in combination make it abundantly clear that no healthy society should encourage, institutionalize or subsidize the immoral, unnatural practices of homosexuality and child sacrifice.”

Welcome to a rhetorically fallacious orgy hosted by O’Neal Dozier and his nauseating website, “The Judeo-Christian View”! This author (uncredited, so we’re going with Dr. Dozier) clearly completed the Bush-Cheney-Velvet Jones Institute of Debate Technology, where he learned (among other useful tactics richly evidenced on his website) that if you associate two unrelated concepts in your speech often enough, people might actually be dumb enough to believe that they have something to do with each other. Let’s try it, shall we?

“Politically incorrect as it may be to say these days, O’Neal Dozier and Osama Bin Laden are still unrepentant wankers. Although free societies must tolerate miserable and worthless specimens of humanity to a point, common sense, reading comprehension, and basic human decency make it abundantly clear that no healthy society should encourage loathsome, execrable douchebags like O’Neal Dozier and Osama Bin Laden.”

Hmm. It kind of works.

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4 Responses to “O’Neal Dozier, professional idiot”

  1. Adrienne said

    I think he’s minutely less crazy than you give him credit for. If marriage is all about making babies, and abortion is the equivalent of child sacrifice, then connecting gay marriage (no kids!) and child sacrifice (no kids!) sort of makes sense, in a particularly twisty way.

    He’s still dead wrong and a nutter (even if you accept the premise that abortion is killing a baby, how the hell is it a *sacrifice*?) but the stuff is connected in his ideology, not completely unrelated.

  2. fearlessleader said

    Actually, the connection he makes between them is Barack Obama. The site’s main raison d’etre is to encourage clergy to preach against Obama, and he hammers relentlessly at him over the Born Alive bill and his alleged support of same-sex marriage (I wish!).

    The site really is incredible (you can probably find it easily if you’re interested, but I’ll be damned if I’m giving them a link); among other flourishes, it juxtaposes photos of fetuses and Anne Frank as two examples of “child sacrifice.”

  3. OMG, I love this guy’s site, especially where he’s reproduced an Obama leaflet above the caption “Example of 2008 Obama campaign literature being distributed to churchgoers, without disclosure on the issues of Same-Sex Unions and Child Sacrifice.”

  4. Adrienne said

    Oh. Oh my. I keep trying to give crazy people credit for small bits of sanity, and they keep throwing it away. I do not even begin to know what to do with people like that, except to cross the street when I see them coming.

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