Pandora’s box is Pandora’s business

October 17, 2008

“We love our gay family members and friends. They have civil unions and proper estate planning to protect them. If Prop 8 does not pass, we will not be allowed to disagree with them. We will be opening a literal Pandora’s Box.”

Fast-forward to the November 5 of my fondest dreams:

ME: “It’s pretty ironic that a Biblical literalist wouldn’t know the meaning of ‘literal.'”

COMMENTER: “That’s not what ‘ironic’ means. ‘Ironic’ is, like, rain on your wedding day.”

[Police arrive to arrest Commenter for disagreeing with a gay]

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