I can marry a King when I grow up!

October 24, 2008

“Ironically, the best argument for the secular view of gay marriage came from Reverend James Dobson. When asked by Larry King why he was against same-sex marriage, the internationally respected Pastor did not refer to any of the many biblical scriptures that condemn the behavior. Instead he simply said, ‘stand a naked man next to a naked woman and it should be obvious why these two were made to be with each other.'”

Alternatively, stand a naked James Dobson next to a naked Larry King and watch every straight woman in the world weep that she wasn’t born a lesbian. (Dobson/King nakedness not required to achieve these results.)

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