James Dobson, professional idiot-isn’t-a-strong-enough-word

October 24, 2008

As long as we’re chatting about naked James Dobson, why don’t we find out what he’s been up to lately? If you haven’t seen him around, it’s because he’s been visiting the future, producing a 16-page single-spaced document for his cult members faithful flock, entitled Letter from 2012 in Obama’s America. It’s scary stuff, I’ll warn you—a dark, dire glimpse of an America that has lost its way, a Back to the Future 2-esque nightmare with Barack Obama playing the role of Biff Tannen.

Here’s how it starts:

“Dear friends,
I can hardly sing ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ any more. When I hear the words,
O say, does that star spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

I get tears in my eyes and a lump in my throat. Now in October of 2012, after seeing what has happened in the last four years, I don’t think I can still answer, ‘Yes,’ to that question.”

Sixteen pages is a lot, so I’ve picked out some of the more terrifying predictions from the rest of the letter to encourage you to straighten up and fly right. Read on if you dare.

“The most far-reaching transformation of American society came from the Supreme Court’s stunning affirmation, in early 2010, that homosexual marriage was a ‘constitutional’ right that had to be respected by all 50 states because laws barring same-sex marriage violated the equal protection clause of the U.S. Constitution.”

“Tens of thousands of Christian teachers either quit or were fired, and there are hardly any evangelical teachers in public schools any more.”

“All businesses that have government contracts at the national, state, or local level now have to provide documentation of equal benefits for same-sex couples.”

“Lawyers who refuse to handle adoption cases for same-sex couples … now lose their licenses to practice law.”

“After it declared same-sex marriage to be the law of the United States, a subsequent Supreme Court decision predictably ruled that universities had to prohibit campus organizations that promote ‘hate speech’ and have discriminatory policies.”

“Dozens of Bush officials, from the Cabinet level on down, are now in jail, and most of those are also bankrupt from legal costs.”

“Conservative talk radio, for all intents and purposes, was shut down by the end of 2010.”

Oh my stars! Look where we’ll be in four short years! And there’s much more where those came from—handguns will be restricted, abortion rights will be guaranteed to all women, and not one inch of the Arctic National Wildlife Reserve will have been drilled for oil. It’s a brave new world.

Friends, now that Dr. Dobson has shown me this stark vision of our future, all I can say is 1) Vote for Obama, and 2) is it 2012 yet?

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One Response to “James Dobson, professional idiot-isn’t-a-strong-enough-word”

  1. Me said

    James Dobson is a religious nut bag who should have been aborted upon conception, along with everyone else who buys into his crap!
    He propagates the doctorine that child abuse is okay. I feel for the children of parents that buy into his filth! Anyone that seeks advice outside the realm of common sense in order to raise their children should be castrated! Anybody who doesn’t ‘Spare the rod’ should be burned at the stake!!!!!!!

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