God and gay politicians: Working together to devalue your stocks

November 7, 2008

“I BELIEVE THE REASON WE ARE IN THIS DEPRESSION IS BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO LIVES THE GAY LIFESTYLE FORGOT ABOUT GOD AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY WE ARE HURTING MORE THAN EVER BECAUSE OF GAY PEOPLE BEING IN OFFICE NOW AND OVERRIDING LAWS. SO THEY CAN LIVE THEIR LIFE STYLE THEY WAY THAT THEY CHOOSE TO BUT DO NOT INCLUDE THE WORLD TO JOIN YOU AND THAT IS WHY GOD IS MAKING US GO THRU THIS BECAUSE NO ONE HAS TRIED TO PUT A STOP TO IT SO WE ARE ALL NOW HURTING BECAUSE OF GAY PEOPLE IN OFFICE TRYING TO OVERPASS ALL THIS MESS.”

You know what’s wrong with this country? There are too darned many out-and-proud gay people holding public offices, and not nearly enough heterosexuals and closeted Republicans. I’ve had it up to here with the tyranny of these mincing mess-overpassers, and I’m going to ask God to recall a few of them—right after I ask her to resurrect e.e. cummings so that we’ve got half a chance of evening out the capital-letter balance of the universe.

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One Response to “God and gay politicians: Working together to devalue your stocks”

  1. Joy said

    I forgot about God! Where did I leave Him? Look under yesterday’s mail, maybe, over next to the jeans I wore last Tuesday.

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