They only did it for the Thin Mints

November 9, 2008

“You already have the right to marry just like we do. The only difference is we play by the rules. You can’t demand to play in the basketball league while wearing cleats. You can’t demand to be in the girl scouts if you are a boy (though some try). You can’t be a satanist and demand to give a sermon at a Christian church. You can’t have a job as a Walmart greeter and work in your lingerie. There are RULES to things!”

Has anyone shared this idea with Wal-mart, though? Bikini-clad greeters might boost their sales enough that they could afford to give their employees health insurance.

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3 Responses to “They only did it for the Thin Mints”

  1. pizzadiavola said

    that they could afford to give their employees health insurance

    Snarky. I like your style.

  2. pizzadiavola said

    * and you don’t even have to wear lingerie!

  3. Arianne said

    I was a female boy scout for several years. I have the badges and the salute to prove it.

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