Someday the 14th amendment will get a haircut and a real job

November 17, 2008

“There is no equal right amendment, it was shot down a few decades ago. the 14th only protests rights, it doesn’t guarantee them. And thank you for the ‘smurph’ comment. It really shows your maturity level, and it validates my condescending tone.”

Come to think of it, I saw the 14th amendment out on the street corner, protesting against special rights for straight people, just this past Saturday. It was holding a big sign that said “SMURF TO HATE, SMURF ON 8!”

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