If it doesn’t fit, it’s not legit

November 20, 2008

“the parts don’t fit! How romantic is that? Sad….”

And everybody knows that “romance” means “a steady diet of missionary-position penetration, the way God intended”!

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2 Responses to “If it doesn’t fit, it’s not legit”

  1. Amy said

    It’s clearly spelled out in the Bible. “Be fruitful and multiply,” God said to Adam and Eve. “And none of that funny business. I mean Adam on top and tab A into slot B. Tongues don’t count because they’re unromantic.”

  2. Rachel said

    Is it wrong of me to pity this person’s partner?

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