Well, she is a Pisces

November 21, 2008

“Darwin is a f__k, Carl Sagan is a stupid scorpio f__k. Yeah, we came from the primordial soup. Have you ever seen Shannon Tweed’s breasts, you f__king nurds? Does she look like she came from the primordial motherf__king soup?”

Like Atalanta (who found this gem), I had never heard of Shannon Tweed. Now I’m enlightened to the fact that she was Playboy’s November 1981 Playmate of the Month, and has since had a successful career as a leading lady of “mainstream erotica.” I cannot speak to her evolutionary origins, but considering that she’s already starred in such classic features as Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, is it really so hard to imagine her headlining a film called She Came from the Primordial Motherf__king Soup?

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