You and I are gonna live forever (but only if we’re straight)

December 5, 2008

“a monogamous married man/woman marriage will always be completly free of disease…always…because, GOD/nature (you choose) made that possible. Even monogamous homosexual relationships, particularly men, will always result in signigcant health issues and possible death. MSM tend to engage in sexual behavior that requires the use of our bodies waste receptacle. And, unfortuantely, because that is not GOD’S/nature’s design it results in serious health consequences. Medical science will support this fact. No law can negate this fact! Ever! Unless you, personally, have found a way to negate this fact.”

Discussion questions for today’s Godly Anatomy 101 review session:

1) Isn’t it sweet when the same people who want us to disappear from the face of the earth suddenly get all concerned about our health?

2) Does this mean lesbian relationships are the most blessed and virtuous of all?

3) What would constitute a proper “waste receptacle” for the Focus on the Family pamphlets from which this woman gets her information?

4) Who knew Liberty University had a medical school?

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6 Responses to “You and I are gonna live forever (but only if we’re straight)”

  1. Sarah said

    Ummm, someone tell this guy that straight, monogamous couples can have anal sex.

    Unless you, personally, have found a way to negate this fact.

    Not me personally. But yes, man has created a device to protect ourselves from the ugly nasties that come out of our butt – it’s called “latex”.

  2. Sarah said

    Sorry, it’s a woman!

  3. Joy said

    I’ve always wondered about the “AIDS is God’s punishment of homosexuals theory” that this seems to be a variant of. It’s seems to me that it implies that lesbians must be God’s chosen people. Even though these people treat logic and reason with the same disdain they treat us, you’d think that some of them would wonder about this.

  4. EntoAggie said

    So, I guess this guy is discounting the fact that the organ a man uses for (normal! hetero!! non-icky!!!) sex is the same organ he pees out of. Funny how evolution God likes to co-opt previously-existing structures to perform novel functions. He’s lazy that way.

  5. Maud said

    1) Isn’t it sweet when the same people who want us to disappear from the face of the earth suddenly get all concerned about our health?

    Yes. Yes, it is.

    2) Does this mean lesbian relationships are the most blessed and virtuous of all?

    Obviously.

    3) What would constitute a proper “waste receptacle” for the Focus on the Family pamphlets from which this woman gets her information?

    Step and infrared operated cans only. No touching.

    4) Who knew Liberty University had a medical school?

    They don’t. They do, however, offer both undergraduate and graduate programs in nursing, through which they prepare pure young Christian women to infiltrate every Planned Parenthood clinic in the nation, and then invoke their God/Bush-given right to not provide reproductive health care.

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