Won’t somebody think of the peeing children?

December 12, 2008

“It would just be nice to get all the fruits out of the parks and public bathrooms for a change, make it safe for children to urinate without being molested or kidnapped by an aroused fruitcake.”

Atalanta, who found this one, says “I can’t even stand unaroused fruitcake.” It’s true, but can’t you just picture all the candied orange peel and walnuts and glace cherries standing at attention, and doesn’t that make your day just a little bit better?

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One Response to “Won’t somebody think of the peeing children?”

  1. Depresso said

    Christmas cake will never be quite the same now… Nor traditional (ahem) wedding cake…

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