Happy holidays, gerbils and jackanapes!

December 23, 2008

“Yo Green on Thursday prissy pants folks. Do something useful with your waste of time lives… Instead of acting like a bunch of Jackanapes moaning and flaunting your gauche ways and weird ASH’d lackof life styles, crying about not being able to marry a same messed up bundle of sticks like yourself , go out and buy the new contemptible EID Mubarak stamp and put em where the sun don’t supposed to shine. Make a pent up gerbil happy. Tell some one Merry Christmas ya schmucks ya.”

Uh, all right, sir. I don’t want any trouble. Merry Christmas*, everybody! I’m headed out of town for the week, but I’ll see you in 2009.

* And happy Hanukkah, Solstice, Eid, Kwanzaa, Festivus, and/or entirely secular day off work, too—just don’t tell this guy I said so, okay? He scares me a little.


3 Responses to “Happy holidays, gerbils and jackanapes!”

  1. hallie said

    boy am i glad i’m spending ‘the holidays’ with my semi-seriously unitarian and pagan family, and not with a guy who talks shit like that.

    here via shakesville…

  2. Rachel said

    Whoa. Dude needs to put the thesaurus down and back away slowly.

  3. Lemur said

    Hey so what happened? No new updates inawhile. I know Prop 8 is done with, but there’s still lots of stupid fundies saying fun fundie things to make fun of! (Heh.)
    Hope you come back soon!

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