Un-wedding favors

March 5, 2009

“My relationship with my wife would not change if our marriage was disovled by a vote. It would probably bring us closer. Don’t be so paumpus.”

I’m ashamed. It hadn’t even occurred to me to say “thank you” to the Prop 8 supporters for bringing me closer to my girlfriend. Clearly I need to readjust my moral caumpus.

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2 Responses to “Un-wedding favors”

  1. Sarah TX said

    Your relationship wouldn’t change BUT EVERYTHING ELSE WOULD SUCK YOU POMPOUS NINCOMPOOP!

    Sorry, I’m getting het up. What a fool.

  2. Amy said

    Problem solved, then. We’ll dissolve hetero marriages and call what we’ve got marriage. They can have “civil union.”

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