Another sham (wow) marriage

March 18, 2009

“Sorry I don’t care who has a union with who.
Who marries who yes.
But right now I am mulling over something important.
Whether or not to but a Sham Wow.”

Well, I’m glad you’re being Proactiv about this marriage issue. We can’t have people getting Snuggie with just anyone, or putting their Magic Bullet where it doesn’t belong.

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One Response to “Another sham (wow) marriage”

  1. Amy said

    It took me a long time to figure out what the hell this person was saying. Now that I finally understand that but=buy, and that Sham Wow is a product anyone can buy at Trader Joe’s for about a buck, I’m really pissed off, on two counts:

    (1) I just wasted all that time on an illiterate bigot. Of course, that’s what I do whenever I visit this blog, but I need the humor to get through the day, so what can you do.

    (2) Civil rights are less important than whether you should buy an overhyped asswipe? Screw you too, asswipe. If you don’t think it’s important, do me a favor next time and don’t vote.

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