Oh, brother
March 31, 2009
“People don’t have the big families like they did in years past so fewer ‘younger brothers’. Why are there so many more gays now than years ago. Mormons still have large families and when was the last time you saw a gay Mormon?”
Yesterday. Oh, no, scratch that, it was just this morning. Hey! There goes another one!
Hey, I am gay and was raised in a big Mormon family. Actually, I knew several gay men and women raised in big Mormon families.
Maybe this person needs to get out more…
Why are there so many more gays now than years ago.
Ah, I’m so glad you appreciate the effectiveness of our improved recruiting strategy! The shift came when we stopped offering measly toasters and began giving successful recruiters an all-expenses-paid cruise with Rosie O’Donnell.