November 20, 2008
“I love my dog, my car, my children, and my jaw line. Because love is the bases for marriage then I should be able to marry all those items. In fact, I can recieve dental benefits because I am in love with my teeth and we are wed in California. I can wait till i get rectile benefits for my colonoscopy every week to diminish testing HIV positive: the disease of homosexuality.”
Can somebody call Shonda Rimes? Because I can see this as a terrific storyline for a Very Special Episode of Grey’s Anatomy. Man arrives at hospital with teeth and wedding ring hopelessly lodged in own genitalia; Izzie falls in love with him and steals another patient’s dentures to keep him alive and chewing; heartfelt pop music plays; Meredith realizes that her mother always loved her own jawline more than she loved her daughter; and many, many jokes are made about “rectile dysfunction.” Seriously.
October 31, 2008
“god i hate the ‘no on 8 people’
Heck i hate all democrats.
I have a new chinese wife and she says you are prejudiced.
I reply, I am not prejudiced, i am hateful.”
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October 16, 2008
“if you use the arguments of the homo lawyers then every other weirdo marriage can be legalized.
men marrying animals
mothers marrying their daughters
marriage, adoption ,teaching in schools, book being read to kindergarteners
Can we safely assume that “teaching in schools” and “book being read” were two societal evils that the homo lawyers did not foist upon this particular commenter?